Vex money

noun VEX MON-ey vɛks ˈmʌni

Also spelled vex-money, vexation money

Emergency money kept in reserve so you can leave a situation the moment it turns sour — classically, the cash a woman keeps hidden on a date so that, if she gets vexed, she can pay her own way home and walk out. A backup fund for independence and a quick exit, vex money is a shrewd, self-protecting piece of everyday wisdom, especially for women guarding against a bad night or a bad man. The name says it plainly: money set aside for the moment you turn vexed and need to be gone, beholden to no one.

  • Always carry yuh vex money pon a date.

    Always carry your emergency getaway money on a date.

  • Him start act up, but mi did have mi vex money.

    He started acting up, but I had my getaway money.

  • Vex money mek sure yuh never stranded.

    Vex money makes sure you're never stranded.

From 'vex' (angry/upset) plus 'money' — money set aside for when you get vexed and need to leave at once.

A modern, widely-shared piece of practical wisdom, especially about dating safety.