Almshouse

noun AAMS-house ˈaːmshaʊs

Also spelled almshouse business, alms house

Spiteful, wicked, mean-spirited behaviour — pettiness, scheming, and drama meant to bring others down. In dancehall culture 'almshouse business' names the low, malicious conduct that stirs up misery, envy, and conflict, the backbiting and bad-mind that poison a community or a scene. Drawn ironically from the old charity poorhouse, the word brands such behaviour as beneath contempt, and to 'gwaan wid almshouse' is to carry on with the kind of nasty, troublemaking spite that decent people despise.

  • Nuh bring no almshouse come inna di dance.

    Don't bring any spiteful drama into the party.

  • Dat a pure almshouse business.

    That's pure wickedness and pettiness.

  • Wi nuh deal wid almshouse.

    We don't deal in spite and malice.

From English 'almshouse' (a charity poorhouse), reworked in Jamaican dancehall to mean misery-making and wicked behaviour, popularised by a well-known dancehall record.

A dancehall-era term close to 'badmind' but stressing spiteful drama and conflict rather than plain envy.